Monday Night Raw (12/4/17)

Will “Woken” Matt Hardy appear in the next Muppet movie?

Did Paige ever finish that can of vegemite?

Does Bray Wyatt wear a weave?

Will we ever find hand sanitizer at the merch tables?

None of these questions will be answered on tonight’s edition of “Monday Night Raw!”

Raw Results:

– Jason Jordan wanted Kurt Angle to put him in a match with Roman Reigns. Samoa Joe also wanted a title match. Jordan attacked Reigns, leading to Angle booking the match right now.

– Intercontinental Title: Roman Reigns (c) def. Jason Jordan via pinfall to retain. Jordan, Joe, and Reigns brawled to end the segment.

– Paige def. Sasha Banks via pinfall.

– Qualifying Match: Drew Gulak def. Mustafa Ali, Cedric Alexander & Tony Nese via pinfall. Gulak will face Rich Swann next week to determine Enzo’s new contender.

– Elias sang, but was attacked by Braun Strowman. Kane appeared on the tron and challenged him to a match next week.

– Asuka def. Alicia Fox. Absolution came out. Asuka left, but Fox got beat down.

– Finn Balor def. Bo Dallas via pinfall.

– No DQ Raw Tag Team Titles: The Bar (c) def. Seth Rollins & Dean Ambrose via pinfall to retain when Samoa Joe and Roman Reigns got involved. The match originally ended in DQ, which lead to Angle restarting the match.