Smackdown Live! and 205 Live (12/12/17)

Does Noam Dar use Justin Bieber’s old barber?

Will Shelton Benjamin ever drink Maxwell House coffee?

Is Enzo Amore going to be the new voice of Siri?

Can The Brian Kendrick ever get his Eagle Scout badge?

None of these questions will be answered on tonight’s episodes of “Smackdown Live” and “205 Live”

  • Gator

    hey.

  • Gotta admit Enzo’s voice as Siri or a GPS would be hilarious to me.

    • Gator

      or annoying. depends on who you ask.

      • If you don’t take a left on to *Insert Street Name here* There’s only one word to describe you and I’m gonna spell it out for ya. S-W-A-F-T!!

        I would be dying laughing at that.

        • As badly as the French Canadian towns and street names are mispronounced by the GPS, I would love to have Zo’s voice to yell at.

          “It’s Bangor you bleeping tool! It has an O in it! It’s not pronounced Bang-her!” Sorry, serious pet peeve.

  • I’ve seen you a message on Facebook Miss K.

  • Sir Mitch

    Hello WR people!

    • Gator

      hi.

    • Oh, it’s you.

      • Sir Mitch

        LOL

  • David “Santa” Jr.

    Good Evening, or (morning or afternoon).

    • Gator

      hello santa.

      • David “Santa” Jr.

        Hello Gator

        • Gator

          how are ya?

          • David “Santa” Jr.

            Tired, you?

          • Gator

            that sucks im well. im glad to be of the next few days.

    • Sir Mitch

      Quick question Santa…just how “nice” do I have to have been to get that Bullet Club merchandise crate in my stocking this year?
      I mean…what it “nice” these days after all LOL!

      • David “Santa” Jr.

        That’s a good question.

        • Sir Mitch

          I mean, I chose not to slap down Xavier every time I’m here…that’s “nice isn’t it? LOL.

          • David “Santa” Jr.

            Yes, I would say that was nice, though I’ll give away a secret just don’t tell my students, but I am not the real Santa, I was just dressing up for them.

          • Sir Mitch

            What…..NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
            LOL

  • is it spring yet? Brrr.

    • Gator

      nope.

    • Sir Mitch

      It’s sweltering in Australia right now so I’d gladly switch!

  • S.A.M.

    hey gang!!!

    • Gator

      hey!

      • S.A.M.

        hey Gator

        • Gator

          sup?

          • S.A.M.

            ready for Smackdown. sup?

          • Gator

            me too.

    • Sir Mitch

      S to the A and A to the M!
      How are you mate?

      • S.A.M.

        all good on my end.
        how are you Sir Mitch?

        • Sir Mitch

          Hot….but all good!

          • S.A.M.

            i live in Southern California so im used to heat and also warm winter lol

          • Sir Mitch

            Imagine California, Arizona and Brazil and the U.K. all in one and you get Australia’s climate!

          • S.A.M.

            ahhh gotcha

    • David “Santa” Jr.

      Did you see the best heel turn of the year, today?

      • S.A.M.

        yes i did. i knew it was coming but still was done so perfectly

        • David “Santa” Jr.

          Yes it was.

          • S.A.M.

            it does make me root for Witwer more now for the Spectacular match

          • David “Santa” Jr.

            Witwer knows his Star Wars.

          • S.A.M.

            that he does

      • Gator

        who?

        • David “Santa” Jr.

          Ken Napzok.

          • Gator

            dont know who that is.

          • David “Santa” Jr.

            S.A.M. does

          • David “Santa” Jr.

            He’s not a wrestler, it’s from a Movie Trivia thing. That’s called the Schmoedown but people playing the game act like wrestling characters.

  • Gator

    here we go folks.

  • AWWW!!!! Here We Go!!!! *sips orange soda*

  • S.A.M.

    time for some Smackdown

  • S.A.M.

    I MUST HAVE THAT YEP! SHIRT!!! lol

    • Agreed! I so need that shirt, if they make it for women.

  • Yep Movement. I dying laughing here.

  • S.A.M.

    AJ and world titles are just two things that go together so nicely

  • Dang it I started sing a song when AJ said I can’t Eat and Can’t sleep.

  • Sir Mitch

    Given how low Raw’s ratings were this week…SD may be in with a chance to beat them!
    https://wrestleroyalty.com/2017/12/12/raws-tv-ratings-way-down-again-this-week/

  • the Singh brothers have their own entrance now. cool. can they be a team in the tag team division.

    • Sir Mitch

      I predict they’ll go further in WWE than Jinder in the future!
      These boys carried Jinder’s Title run.

  • I wouldn’t buy a car from Uncle Al.

  • so is this a Daniel Bryan career retrospective episode? we have the Yep movement and now a Hug It Out segment.

  • Gator

    dont trust them aj.

  • S.A.M.

    the Singh Bros have pretty much been the only thing i have enjoyed during Jinder’s push and reign

  • Sir Mitch

    BTW guys…our merchandise store is up and running!
    Just click on the Royal Swag icon at the top of the page to pick up some sweet merch!

    • And it’s not all pink! Pink is my color, which is why I got the pink hoodie I got in our first vid-cast, but WR merch comes in all sorts of colors and styles. Show your love of us and WR by buying some merch! You will be the coolest cat at the next wrestling show you attend!

  • David “Santa” Jr.

    Did they change the WWE Title? Wasn’t the line under the symbol, red before?

  • 1molly23

    What a phenomenal way to start Smackdown – Jinder Ugh Mahal – think I’ll go do the dinner dishes!

    • They actually started with Sami and KO, and then AJ, but I totally get it, and totally trashed Mahal in my SD recap. I’m so over this raging BS on SD, and Mahal needs to go back to where he was, lowest level jobbing!

  • ouch. Charlotte got her entrance cut.

  • David “Santa” Jr.

    Charlotte was good in the Psych movie.

  • Sir Mitch

    Hey guys great news…our merchandise store is up and running!

    Just click on the Royal Swag icon at the top of the page to pick up some sweet merch.

  • I would be shocked if Daniel Bryan doesn’t screw Shane over and help KO and Sami on sunday

    • Gator

      i see it the opposite way i say they swerve us and not do the obvious and have shane turn.

  • Gator

    thatt was quick

  • X-man isn’t here but that makes him happy.

  • I have 49% Corbin Retains, 49% chance Roode wins the title. and a 2% chance WWE does the dumbest thing they can do and puts the title on Ziggler

    • Gator

      corbin retains

  • I have commented on Carmella’s one piece ring gear looking so great on her figure. What do you all think of Lana’s outfit there?

    • honestly it looks kinda Clunky on Lana

      • Especially next to Carmella who has such a tiny waist. I really dove into it in the SD Flush.

    • Sir Mitch

      Well, from a pure straight male perspective…..hubba hubba!!!!
      From judging a Wrestling outfit point of view….meh!

      • Exactly!

        • Sir Mitch

          That’s how I feel about Carmella’s gear too BTW!

          • But you’re wrong on Carmella. lol

    • Gator

      me likey.

  • S.A.M.

    i miss when Roode would wear his suits. he doesnt have to be in his robe all the time

    • According to my daughter Ellie, “Roode could give Flair lessons on how to wear a robe.”

      I agree with her. He’s taken the wrestling robe to a whole new level. I love Roode in a suit, but knowing what little he has on under the robe, I have to admit that the robe makes me happy.

  • I think the odds just shifted in Corbin’s favor to retain.

  • David “Santa” Jr.

    We have 5 matches for Clash of Champions, anything else gets added?

  • David “Santa” Jr.

    Is the NXT that will air tomorrow on USA, still be on the Network?

  • I’m Psychic and didn’t even know it.

  • Sir Mitch

    I am so digging the Bludgeon Brothers!!!

  • Sir Mitch

    Oh these poor poor jobbers!

  • oh look it’s colin Delaney.

  • David “Santa” Jr.

    So they dropped Luke and Erick, from their names.

    • Sir Mitch

      Yep

      • Good! I thought they were superfluous.

  • We witnessed another televised murder.

  • S.A.M.

    that scream from the jobber lol

  • Sir Mitch

    I hope they do that to Breezango at the Clash!

  • Sir Mitch
    • Sadly, I’m a creature of habit, so I’m again Blue Toast!

      • Sir Mitch

        I’m the grey bran flakes today LOL!!!

        • David “Santa” Jr.

          Brain Flakes?

          • Sir Mitch

            Bloody spell check!
            Or maybe I’m a zombie and I didn’t know!

          • David “Santa” Jr.

            You meant Weasel Flakes, didn’t you?

          • Sir Mitch

            LOL

        • Brain flakes? An Aussi cereal to help you overcome your upbringing and education? (you know I love you)

          • Sir Mitch

            You REALLY want to compare education systems right now?
            LOL.

          • Hells no! And I would be shocked if I hadn’t mentioned to you that my education was quite lacking, even though I attended a private high school.

          • David “Santa” Jr.

            My high school was sad, I had a high school teacher murdered by her husband. And my high school gym teacher died of heart attack.

          • Were you at an inner city school? Just wondering as I know where you live (sorta) now.

            My high school has become a hub with international students in dorms and has built more academic buildings. All of my classmates who attended our 25th this summer agreed that campus looked so wrong with the added buildings.

          • David “Santa” Jr.

            No, my high school was in a suburb.

          • David “Santa” Jr.

            The city I live in is the 2nd largest suburb of Detroit and the safest city in Michigan with over 100,000 people.

          • I know you’re in the Detroit area, just wasn’t sure really where. And, even being in the suburbs, I’m sure it was much more city than where I went. There were about a thousand students, and campus looks like a typical college campus in the Boston area with the brick buildings and ivy, in a town of about 15,000 at the time.

          • Sir Mitch

            I recently learned I have a University level IQ…and I left school at 15!

          • David “Santa” Jr.

            Adam Conover ruined IQ.

    • David “Santa” Jr.

      The Blue Chrusciki

    • Gator

      green beef tip

    • S.A.M.

      The Blue Nachos

    • The White Double Stack Cheeseburger

  • I’m looking at the grades I’ve given the segments so far and have to ask, has SD been a horrible as it looks in the SD Flush? (I know you haven’t read it, but you know if this show is bad, or if I’m just being mean for no reason.)

  • Just now noticed the tape. I was hoping it was an actually made shirt for the Yep Shirt.

    • They will. They did before, and will again.

  • A huge Logic hole is how does Shane have the authority to fire someone from all of WWE?

    • He’s a McMahon. Or, #WWELogic

    • Sir Mitch

      He’s Vince’s son and owns a decent chuck of WWE Stock is maybe the reason they’ll go with!

  • Gator

    hmmmmmm

  • And that is how Bryan screws Shane.

    • Gator

      nope the opposite.

      • The storyline screams for a Heel turn form Daniel Bryan.

        • Gator

          i think we are getting a swerve. shane turns heel

          • That would be stupid IMO.

          • Gator

            not. no one would see it coming. plus it would be stupid to assume fans would boo db as a heel. hes too over.

          • But what sense would that make to turn Shane. Daniel Bryan has every reason to turn. Shane doing the Raw Invasion without speaking to him, Him going to Raw to be peacemaker and getting attacked for his trouble, and Shane clearly running a muck with his power towards two of his friends in KO and Sami.

          • Gator

            shane doing all those things scream heel tho doesnt it?

          • Not really when you throw in the fact KO attacked Vince.

          • Gator

            true. we will see. i just have a good feeling shane turns.

          • Brandon Ceielo

            That’s what the text from a buddy I just got said. They think it’s Shane going heel.

          • Gator

            yup totally agree.

  • Brandon Ceielo

    Omg I was missing SD! Just made it when I got a text about it.

  • Brandon Ceielo

    What day is it?

    • It’s not Hump day. I know that.

    • David “Santa” Jr.

      First day of Hanukkah

    • Sir Mitch

      Well, it depends on which time zone you’re in!
      It’s Wednesday where I am but it’s Tuesday where you are.
      It’s also Monday on Mercury and Thursday on Jupiter.

    • Brandon Ceielo

      Lol come on guys. It’s Rusev Day!

  • Your next WWE Smackdown Tag Champions Rusev Day!

  • I hate to say it but Gable bombed here.

  • Sir Mitch

    These over scripted inane promos drive me crazy!
    They are just so awful.

  • Brandon Ceielo

    What’s up with New Day and pancakes?

  • That’s a different looking finisher Aiden English just pulled off.

    • S.A.M.

      i remember Seth Rollins used that for like a week or two after the curb stomp got banned before switching to the pedigree

  • Brandon Ceielo

    Imagine all the travel Renee does since she’s both Raw and SD.

    • At least half is with his hubby? I wouldn’t want the job, but I’ve also been open about becoming a hermit when the weather turns cold.

  • Sir Mitch

    Did you guys see this?
    Jericho and Omega are selling their feud better than 90% of WWE programs!
    https://wrestleroyalty.com/2017/12/12/kenny-omega-retaliates-against-chris-jericho-video/

  • David “Santa” Jr.

    Anybody hear the rumor about Brock Lesnar?

    • Brandon Ceielo

      No?

      • David “Santa” Jr.

        That he may play Drago’s son in Creed 2.

    • Sir Mitch

      Yep, we haven’t reported about it because it’s all over the place credibility wise.

      • David “Santa” Jr.

        He was born to play that role though.

        • Sir Mitch

          Depends if he can act or not really!

          • David “Santa” Jr.

            He doesn’t have to act, he just have to play himself.

  • Brandon Ceielo

    Listen to your heart.
    “You can hear it too?” 0_0
    But with Orton and voices.

  • going to Japan is on my If I won the Lottery Bucket List.

    • Gator

      italy for me..

      • David “Santa” Jr.

        I’ve been to Japan and Italy in one day, along with Mexico, Canada, Morocco, China, France and the American Adventure.

        • Gator

          luckky

          • David “Santa” Jr.

            I was making an Epcot joke.

          • Gator

            crap lol.

    • Sir Mitch

      Japan for WrestleKingdom and a holiday is on my bucket list too.

      • I’d go to visit Kyoto,Hokkaido, Okinawa, and Tokyo. My visit would have nothing to do with wrestling but for the culture. I’d probably also pay my respects to Nagasaki and Hiroshima

        • Sir Mitch

          I’d do all of that as well!
          Always been a fan of Japanese culture.

        • Sir Mitch

          I’d like to go to the train station were Hachikō was and visit the 47 Ronin grave site!

    • Sweden and a few other places to inspect some medieval artifacts. In fact, I’m trying to find a piece that’s not been readily written about and then going for a grant to be able to look at and possibly touch some of these pieces. I worked on my tablet weaving book during NaNo last month.

  • Sir Mitch

    Last cheap plug today I promise!
    But you really should check out our new Merch store.
    Just click on the Royal Swag icon at the top of the site to order some regal merchandise at great prices!

    • Brandon Ceielo

      When did this happen? I’m tapped out at the moment because of presents for the kids. Getting them all a New 3DS XL. A little late to the party, but they’re old enough now (finally).

      • Sir Mitch

        We’ve been working on it for a while and it’s finally ready!

      • There are tons of options from stickers to hoodies, dog shirts to messenger bags. I have a pink zipper hoodie, but will be getting more for myself after the new year. The big thing we ask is to send pics of you (any and all of you) in your WR merch for us to share here on WR!

  • Sir Mitch

    Don’t be shocked if Bryan took a bump at the Clash!
    That’s all I will say.

    • Brandon Ceielo

      I will still be shocked. This Sunday?

      • Sir Mitch

        Yep!

  • David “Santa” Jr.

    I guess 1999 Over the Edge match between Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Undertaker never took place.

    • Nope!

    • Brandon Ceielo

      What was that match?

      • David “Santa” Jr.

        When Undertaker won the title during his Ministry of Darkness stage.

      • That was the night Owen passed away, so man fans wipe it out as if the whole show didn’t happen. They quickly changed direction and got the strap off Taker and went in a different direction.

        • Brandon Ceielo

          I remember the Owen fall, but nothing else of that night.

          • That’s why the PPV doesn’t exist, right down to the two guest refs.

    • This one did have two special guest refs, while the others had two refs, or enforcers, or other things. But, since this PPV doesn’t exist, it never happened.

      • David “Santa” Jr.

        If they were to erase one PPV from WWE history, Over the Edge 1999, would make the most sense.

        • The majority of fans I’ve spoken to feel that way. It was a huge discussion when the WWE Network came out and that PPV was included.

  • WWE acting like they have never done 2 referees before. Wrestlemania 1 Main event says hi.

    • David “Santa” Jr.

      Over the Edge 1999, Stone Cold vs. Undertaker had Vince and Shane as special guest referees, too.

  • Brandon Ceielo

    He just Liu Kang kicked KO!

  • Sir Mitch

    Saxton pushing the WWE rhetoric of “if it doesn’t happen in here it doesn’t matter” a little too hard on commentary tonight!
    Especially with DB at the table #SDLive

    • David “Santa” Jr.

      Byron Saxton or Vince McMahon’s Avatar?

  • That ref got mugged by DB.

  • Sir Mitch

    ‪DB is destroying Saxton (and biased fans and industry insiders who thumb their nose at the world outside WWE) on commentary tonight!‬

    • Brandon Ceielo

      As they deserve to be!

  • Well good night. I’m leaving before I say something I regret.

    • Hope to see you tomorrow night for NXT, and Thursday!

  • Sir Mitch

    See you tomorrow guys!

    • Brandon Ceielo

      Oh! NXT is tomorrow!

      • Sir Mitch

        Yep!

        • Brandon Ceielo

          I still can’t get over the Yep! Lol

  • Gator

    seee ya

  • S.A.M.

    might be here tomorrow for NXT but if not then see you on Sunday
    good night everybody!!!