Monday Night Raw

Could we SURMISE that in his WOKEN BRILLIANCE, MATT HARDY could CONCEIVABLY EEENGEST two COPIOUS boxes of JACKS of APPLE EEN ONE SEETING??

Will Vince McMahon ever stop watching “Ducktales”?

Is Paige in line to star in the sequel to Mariah Carey’s “Glitter”?

Will Brock Lesnar be admitted to finishing school?

None of these questions will be answered on tonight’s edition of “Monday Night Raw”!