Raw Short Results
Angle & Ronda vs Steph & Trip for WM set up in the ring in the opening segment.
Asuka defeats Nia Jax (again)
The Bar defeats Revival
Cena promo in the ring. Goldust out with his own promo.
Cena defeats Goldust
Bayley defeats Mandy Rose After the match all in to beat down Bayley. Sasha out to defend Bayley, raising her arm. Bayley looked confused.
Strowman defeats Elias in Falls Count Anywhere Match (much hilarity)
Bray Wyatt defeats Rhyno (squash match)
Finn Balor & Seth Rollins defeat Miz & Miztourage
Angle out to announce Miz will face Rollins & Balor in a Triple Threat at WM.
Heyman in the ring with a promo, sans Lesnar, but with the Universal Title.
QD – Hope you enjoyed the Raw results!
Does Asuka survive solely on fish sticks and Diet Rite?
Is Elias the illegitimate lovechild of Axl Rose and Julia Child?
Is Finn Bálor’s jacket made from licorice-flavored fruit roll-ups?
Is “Broken” Matt Hardy slated to become the newest Jim Henson Muppet?
Is Mike Rome? No, really, is Mike Rome?
None of these questions will be answered on tonight’s edition of “Monday Night Raw”!