Basic Raw Results:
Angle starts the show in the ring. Reigns through the crowd and was not stopped by security, even though he’s suspended. Reigns won’t leave the ring, so Angle leaves and sends out three “US marshals” (aka indie wrestlers) who cuff Reigns, but are then taken out by Reigns for touching him. Brock Lesnar out with Heyman in tow. Brock beats up a cuffed Reigns. Returning over and over to the ring to really destroy Reigns. Brock and Heyman leave and EMTs get Reigns on a backboard. Reigns is suddenly not cuffed but has bruising on both wrists as they backboard him and get him out of the ring. Onto the stretcher and Brock’s music hits again. He knocks over the stretcher, Reigns to the floor.
Alexa Biss and Mickie James to the ring to talk about what went down with Nia last week. Bliss in full on heel mode.
Asuka defeats Bliss via Countout – Nia out to attack Bliss, leading to chasing through the crowd.
Braun to the ring talking up winning last week and how he’s going to WM. Management informed him that he needs a partner. He doesn’t think he needs one, knows he can win the Tag Titles himself. The Bar out to talk smack to Braun.
Braun defeats Cesaro
#WOKEN Matt and his family promo at their home, Reby playing piano with the boy next to her and the baby in a sling on her back, Senor standing beside Matt as he speaks.
Revival defeats Titus Worldwide
Bayley and Sasha in the ring talking things out, but getting nowhere.
Absolution defeats Bayley & Sasha
Balor Club defeats Miz & ‘Tourage
Great video package about Rowdy Ronda!
Matt Hardy Ultimately Deleted Bray Wyatt!
QD – I hope you enjoyed our basic results. Let me know what you think, and if you think I should change anything. Just to let you know, I will not go back to FULL results as I will be burnt out very quickly. None of us need that, but especially my family!
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