An Ode to WrestleMania

Wrestlemania is the event, you remember as a WWE fan.
It doesn’t matter if you’re girl, boy, woman or man.
We now prepare for one more.
It’s time for Wrestlemania 34.

The Road to Wrestlemania has gone on for miles and miles.
The WWE Championship match is Shinsuke Nakamura vs. WWE Champion AJ Styles.
I’ve heard they stole the show, before.
Now they’ll try do it once more.

It would be the Main Event, If WWE had any brains.
But we all know that the Main Event will be Universal Champion Brock Lesnar vs. Roman Reigns.
Just like they did at Wrestlemania 31.
This time, will Roman get the job done?

If Mixed Tag Team matches are for you.
We have Kurt Angle and Ronda Rousey, making her in ring debut.
Facing off against Triple H and Stephanie McMahon.
Hey, if you are a Battle Royal Fan.

I’ve got some good news for you.
You don’t get just one, you will get 2.
If fighting over a Top 10 list is your type of feud.
Well, we’ve got United States Champion Randy Orton vs. Jinder Mahal vs. Bobby Roode.

Wait, I just heard, Wrestlemania falls on Rusev Day
So, it will be Randy Orton vs. Bobby Roode vs. Jinder Mahal vs. Rusev in a Fatal Four Way.
The Intercontinental Champion will be Miz vs. Seth vs. Finn.
Will the Champion, Rollins or Bálor pick up the win?

A new Cruiserweight Champion, there will be.
When Cedric Alexander faces Mustafa Ali.
Facing off against an undefeated wrestler might not seem fair.
But that will happen when Undefeated Asuka faces Smackdown Women’s Champion Charlotte Flair.

Women title matches, I’m not done, just relax.
We also have Raw Women’s Champion Alexa Bliss vs. Nia Jax.
We will also see the in-ring return of Daniel Bryan.
And if you haven’t been watching, no I am not lyin’.

He will team with a McMahon, his partner is Shane.
They will face the team of Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn.
Do you know, who’s never been on the Wrestlemania main show?
That would be Smackdown Tag Team Champions, Jimmy and Jey Uso.

They will defend their titles against the Bludgeon Brothers and New Day.
So, WWE, put the Usos on the main show this year, OK?
Raw Tag Team Champions the Bar face Braun Strowman and a mystery.
So, I wrote this, before finding out who his partner would be.

Finally, we could have John Cena vs. Undertaker inside the ring.
Only if Undertaker would do something.
That’s all the matches, there are no more.
Who’s ready for Wrestlemania 34?