Is Sheamus one of the frontrunners to replace Alfred E. Neuman on the cover of “Mad” magazine?
Will Alexa Bliss buy her new vacuum cleaner from Walmart or Bed, Bath, and Beyond?
Can Nicholas create a fabric worthy of being hailed “the new Rayon”?
Is Vince McMahon the recipient of the very first nostril transplant?
Did Stephanie McMahon, in a fit of anger, fire the timekeeper’s bell?
None of these questions will be answered on tonight’s edition of “Monday Night Raw”