Monday Night Raw (4/9/18)

Is Sheamus one of the frontrunners to replace¬†Alfred E. Neuman on the cover of “Mad” magazine?

Will Alexa Bliss buy her new vacuum cleaner from Walmart or Bed, Bath, and Beyond?

Can Nicholas create a fabric worthy of being hailed “the new Rayon”?

Is Vince McMahon the recipient of the very first nostril transplant?

Did Stephanie McMahon, in a fit of anger, fire the timekeeper’s bell?

None of these questions will be answered on tonight’s edition of “Monday Night Raw”