Jinder Mahal to Raw
Jeff Hardy defeats Mahal to become US Champion
Sasha vs Bayley ends in DQ when Riott Squad comes to Raw and attacks them both
AOP defeat Slater & Rhyno
Miz TV have Sami & KO, who have been signed to Raw. Angle out to say no, but there’s an email from Steph, so they are on Raw. Angle then tells Miz he’s on SD. The Miztourage is staying on Raw!
Matt Hardy & Bray Wyatt defeat Revival
The Bar confronted by Fashion Police backstage.
Ronda backstage talking to Angle and Nattie comes in. She and Ronda hug, and it seems like Nattie might be face (maybe).
Ember Moon defeats Mickie James
Backstage segment with Miz, KO, Sami, Bo, and Axel – none on the same page.
Dolph Ziggler to the ring. Titus Worldwide out to woo him. Dolph said he’s not alone and Drew McIntyre attacks from behind. Dana flees as they beat down Titus and Apollo.
Baron Corbin to Raw
Breezango defeats The Bar (yes, I’m serious)
Backstage Elias says he won’t play dinky Hartford that doesn’t matter. Lashley doesn’t matter either. Elias wanted to sing for Renee, but she shut him down.
Miztourage turn on Miz, leaving him in the ring with Strowman for the faces to win the 10 Man Tag Match
Can Kurt Angle ever win at Shoots N’ Ladders?
Did Mandy Rose kill Giant Gonzales with the candlestick in the den?
Was Braun Strowman born with an extra nostril?
Can Sheamus & Cesaro play “Chopsticks” on twin violas?
Will Titus Worldwide become the official tag team of Petco?
None of these questions will be answered on tonight’s edition of “Monday Night Raw”?