The Ism…by Dre #1
When you’re craving Chick-Fil-A so you hop in your truck and drive all the way there only to remember that it’s Sunday and they’re closed then stop and ponder to yourself and ask “why do bad things happen to good people”.
Please enjoy Monday Night Raw!
Raw kicks off with Triple H and Stephanie McMahon in the ring and they announce Becky Lynch so she can tell them the results of her doctor visit. Triple H apologizes for the insults he told her on Smackdown Live last week and talks about the doctor results on Becky’s knee. Triple H says the diagnosis is good and that the suspension and her match with Ronda is going on as scheduled. Triple H and Stephanie then say that Becky needs to apologize to them for her actions from last week. Becky takes offense to that and tells them that they are trying to take the spotlight away from her. She tells them to take their apology and to “shove it” and Becky tries to walk off but Triple H and Stephanie get in her way. Triple H then tells Becky that she has a choice to apologize and he wants it by the end of the night or else her title opportunity is in jeopardy.
Nia Jax & Tamina def. Sasha Banks & Bayley and the Riott Squad.
Elias is in the ring but is interrputed by a Becky Lynch backstage segment. She and Finn Balor have a talk about her choice tonight. Finn gives her a pep talk and that it may be better for her to apologize. She compliments on his abs as he walks away.
Elias tries again and is then interrupted by a video package highlighting Seth Rollins and the year he has had leading up to his upcoming Wrestlemania match with Brock Lesnar. Elias tries once more but is then interrupted by the Lucha House Party before going to commercial.
The Lucha House Party say they came out to walk with Elias and then Elias performs a song talking bad about Grand Rapids. The Lucha House Party say Elias’ performance was lackluster and that they could do better. Kalisto plays a bit on Elias’ guitar and Elias teases a duet with him Elias smashes a spare guitar over the back of Kalisto and runs to the back.
Finn Balor def. Drew McIntyre after interference by Bobby Lashley. Lashley and McIntyre beat down Balor after the match but Kurt Angle comes down to make the save. Baron Corbin comes down to attack Angle and the three beat down him before Braun Strowman comes down to make the save. He clears the ring before Raw cuts to a commercial break.
Bobby Lashley, Drew McIntyre & Baron Corbin def. Finn Balor, Braun Strowman & Kurt Angle. After the match, another referee comes down to the ring to overturn the decision and continue the match after the replay shows Finn’s foot was on the rope during the pin.
Finn Balor, Kurt Angle & Braun Strowman def. Bobby Lashley, Drew McIntyre & Baron Corbin
Ruby Riott def. Nikki Cross
Seth Rollins comes down to the ring to talk about his upcoming Wrestlemania match with Brock Lesnar. Seth talks about how he defended the Intercontinental title every where and that he took six F5s and he is still here. He says that he doesn’t care about the cost and continues on but is then interrupted by Paul Heyman. Heyman talks about how Rollins doesn’t have a chance against Lesnar at Wrestlemania. Heyman talks about how Rollins will take a beating and that he will lose and how it isn’t a prediction, it’s a spoiler. Seth says that he will sacrifice everything, including selling his soul to the devil, in order to become Universal champion. He then says that isn’t a prediction, that is a spoiler.
Dean Ambrose makes his way out to the ring and tells Seth to “slay the beast”. He then takes a seat with the ring announce crew while he awaits his match.
Dean Ambrose def. EC3
Becky Lynch is backstage and Alexa Bliss approaches her and tells her not to say sorry. She says that it will show weakness and nobody should show that. Becky retorts by saying that Bliss is saying that to get her spot at Wrestlemania. Becky doesn’t believe her and she tells Becky that if she apologizes, the only thing she will be selling out is Wrestlemania.
The Revival def. Roode & Gable to become the new Raw Tag Team Champions
Becky Lynch makes her way down to the ring to make her decision on whether or not she will apologize to Stephanie McMahon and Triple h. Stephanie and Triple H come down and they ask Becky if she will apologize. Becky Lynch then apologizes to them and she says that nobody is taking her shot at Ronda away from her. Becky starts talking but is interrupted by Ronda Rousey. Vince McMahon comes out and suspends Becky for 60 days and puts Charlotte Flair into the match.