A guy gets pulled over. “Don’t judge me, Officer. You wouldn’t know I was texting and driving if your eyes were on the road. Like they’re supposed to be.”
Survivor Series Results:
The Miz wins the dual brand battle royal
Team Raw (Men’s) def. Team Smackdown
The Street Profits def. The New Day
Bobby Lashley def. Sami Zayn
Sasha Banks def. Asuka
Team Raw (Women’s) def. Team Smackdown. Lana is the sole survivor.
Roman Reigns def. Drew McIntyre
The Final Farewell for the Undertaker starts and various talent come out that have a bond with Taker. Shane McMahon, JBL, Big Show, Jeff Hardy, Mick Foley, the Godfather, the Godwins, Savio Vega, Rikishi, Kevin Nash, Booker T, Shawn Michaels, Triple H, Ric Flair, and Kane make their way out to the ring. A highlight package is then played highlighting the Undertaker’s career in WWE. Mr. McMahon is then in the ring and he shares his thoughts on the Undertaker and his time in WWE. He continues to talk about him and then introduces the Undertaker. Undertaker then makes his way out to the ring. Undertaker stands in the ring as chants for “Undertaker!” are filling the Thunderdome. Undertaker talks about how he has made the slow walk for 30 years into a WWE ring and that his time has come to let the Undertaker rest in peace. Undertaker does his pose in the ring as a hologram of Paul Bearer appears in front of him. Undertaker continues to sit in his pose as his theme music hits and then he stands in the ring and does a throat slash to the camera before leaving the ring. Undertaker makes his way up the ramp and throws his fist up in the air one last time before leaving the arena as Survivor Series comes to a close.