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WWE Raw Results:
Charlotte Flair comes out to the ring to start Raw this week. Charlotte talks about being in the ThunderDome and that she came back to help Asuka because something was in it for her. She then introduces Asuka and she makes her way out to the ring. Asuka gets on the mic and talks about how she is now a double champion. Shayna Baszler and Nia Jax then make their way out to the ring. Nia mocks Charlotte being out for six months and that she sounds robotic. Charlotte fires back at her in a robotic voice and Nia laughs sarcastically. Shayna then talks some more when Mandy Rose and Dana Brooke come out. The two talk about how Nia and Shayna are no longer champions and they need to move to the back of the line. Charlotte then calls for a match and wants to watch the two teams go at it.
Shayna Baszler & Nia Jax def. Dana Brooke & Mandy Rose
The Hurt Business are backstage and they bully a staff member that has on a New Day shirt. They rip it off him and put a Hurt Business one on him. They then make their way out to the ring as Raw goes to commercial.
The Hurt Business make their way out to the ring for the VIP Lounge. MVP talks up Shelton and Cedric winning the tag titles at TLC. They each talk about being champions and how they are the most dominant force. They then take a group photo with the titles and R-Truth photobombs them in the background. He is then chased away by the locker room and they eventually make their way backstage. Jeff Hardy and Riddle then come out. Riddle tells them that they need to relax and that the Hurt Business should not spread negativity. Jeff reiterates that and that they need to be one in order to beat the Hurt Business.
Angel Garza is interviewed backstage about his match with Drew Gulak and he talks about women. He hands Sarah a rose and says maybe they could talk some more after his win over Gulak.
Angel Garza def. Drew Gulak
AJ Styles is walking backstage with Omos and he talks about coming up short against Drew McIntyre. He says the Miz screwed him out of the title and that he is appearing on Miz TV and hopes Miz has a good reason for it.
The Miz and John Morrison are in the ring for Miz TV and Miz talks about how he failed his cash-in. Miz then introduces AJ Styles as his guest for the evening and he makes his way out with Omos. AJ calls out Miz for him losing the chance at the WWE Championship and that he cost himself as well. Miz then starts talking about how it has been 10 years since he cashed in and became WWE Champion and he was planning on doing that again this year. He says nobody respects him and that they would have respected him again if he would have won the title. Miz then tells AJ he will give AJ somethig to make up for it and says he can be in the new Marine movie. Omos then points out to Miz that Morrison cashed it in. They all argue and Miz demands his contract back. Drew McIntyre then comes out and talks about how he retained the WWE Championship at TLC. He then mentions how he partied with Keith Lee and Sheamus as well and that they made plans for a sequel to the Nightmare Before TLC. Drew starts it and then is joined by Sheamus and Keith. The three then attack the heels in the ring and Sheamus and Keith get in each other’s face when AJ dropkicks Lee into Sheamus and Sheamus takes issue with it.
Drew McIntyre, Keith Lee and Sheamus are backstage and Drew is trying to keep peace between Lee and Sheamus. Sheamus walks off and Drew talks to Lee about how the three of them can do serious damage if they work together. Lee appears to be on the same page as Drew.
T-Bar def. Ricochet. T-Bar gets on the mic after and tells him that he should join them or they will end him.
A video is played of the New Day talking about their loss from TLC last night. They talk about how they have come back from title losses in the past to reclaim the titles. Kofi mentions how he was losing teeth in the match and they are confident they can get the titles back.
The Hurt Business (MVP & Lashley) def. The Hardy Bros (Riddle & Jeff Hardy)
The Miz, AJ Styles and John Morrison are seen arguing backstage as Raw goes to commercial.
Elias is in the ring with Jaxson Ryker and he talks about how his 2020 has gone. Elias talks about how his music has changed Ryker and then Gran Metalik comes out for his match with Ryker.
Jaxson Ryker def. Gran Metalik
A recap of the Firefly Inferno match is played. Randy Orton is shown walking backstage towards the ring as Raw goes to commercial.
Randy Orton makes his way down to the ring and he talks about how he has been called different things throughout his life. He says he proved how he is all of those things since he lit the Fiend on fire. Randy talks about how the Fiend is no man and how he stood there and watched him burn. Randy talks about how the stench from burning flesh lingers and how the voices in his head are gone. He says the voice of the Fiend gasping for breath is all that is in his mind and that the Fiend is gone. He talks about how he was the one to take him out and the lights start to go down in the arena. The lights come back on and Alexa Bliss is on a swing set and she says he built it for her. Randy then climbs into the ring and she starts talking about where he could be. She then says that the spot where he burned is where he could have been absorbed and that he may come back to Alexa’s playground and be unlike anything Randy has seen before.
Lacey Evans and Peyton Royce are in Gorilla and are interviewed about their upcoming match with Asuka and Charlotte Flair. Lacey tries to take credit for getting the match and leaves to the ring. Peyton then says that she was the one that got the match and heads out to the ring.
Charlotte Flair & Asuka def. Peyton Royce & Lacey Evans
The Miz and John Morrison are backstage and the Miz is talking on the phone to someone so he can get the Money in the Bank contract back. Morrison is warming up next to him and AJ Styles appears to tell him their match is next. Miz does not pay attention so AJ hangs the phone up for him so they can go to the ring for their match.
Keith Lee, Drew McIntyre & Sheamus def. The Miz, John Morrison & AJ Styles. Sheamus hits Lee with a Brogue Kick after the match and Drew asks him why he did that after he vouched for him as Raw comes to a close.