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WWE Smackdown Results:
Daniel Bryan is in the ring to start Smackdown this week. He talks about how he has never won the Royal Rumble and how the winner can challenge for either the Universal or WWE Championship. He knows how main eventing Wrestlemania can change a career and he is ready to do it again. He starts talking about how he is ready for the Rumble and is interrupted by AJ Styles with Omos. AJ talks about the Rumble and Bryan wonders what he is doing on Smackdown since he is a Raw superstar. AJ talks about how he built Smackdown and that everybody has had to go through him. AJ then starts questioning if Bryan has one foot out the door and Bryan says he doesn’t. Bryan then challenges AJ to a match for tonight and AJ talks trash before shoving him. Omos then gets in Bryan’s way before he can do anything. Bryan tells AJ he hopes AJ shows up for the match without Omos and they stare each other down.
Bayley is interviewed backstage and she is asked about how Bianca Belair beat her in the obstacle course last week. Bayley scoffs at that and brags about how she beat her up after the obstacle course. Bayley talks about Bianca and how she has ran from all her problems. Bayley says she will beat her tonight and that Bianca can crawl into the darkest hole of her life after.
Bianca Belair def. Bayley. Bianca is interviewed after the match and she talks about being a role model and how this is the biggest win of her career. She then talks about how she plans on winning the Royal Rumble.
King Corbin def. Dominik Mysterio
Big E is backstage with Sonya Deville and he tries to bribe her in order to find out his Rumble number. The Miz and John Morrison then appear and Miz asks for Adam Pearce. Sonya says he isn’t there after last week’s encounter with Roman Reigns. Big E asks them what they are doing there and Miz teases a cash-in. Morrison then makes a reference to the Gamestop stocks and Big E tries to leave but he tells them they have no chance at winning the Rumble. A brawl then happens until they are separated by referees and staff.
Sasha Banks is walking backstage and she bumps into Kalisto. They share pleasantries and keep walking. Reginald then walks up to her and presents her with a wine bottle courtesy of Carmella. Sasha starts to sweet talk him a bit and wants him to pick out a great bottle of win for Carmella when she beats her. She hands the bottle back to him and walks off.
Shinsuke Nakamura is walking backstage and bumps into Sami Zayn. Sami starts bringing up how Raw superstars are showing up and how they have a history together. Sami wants his help in getting the Intercontinental Championship back and how Cesaro is looking good but Nakamura isn’t. Sami then says all the best work Nakamura has done in WWE has been with him but Nakamura declines to help him.
Kevin Owens and Roman Reigns are interviewed about their upcoming last man standing match at the Royal Rumble. Owens talks about how he feels like he has beaten Roman already and that he will not stay down in their match on Sunday. Paul Heyman then takes issue with how Owens is speaking to Roman and wants him to respect him when he talks. Roman tells Owens that he is having a hard time understanding Owens and Owens tells Roman that his father is a great and smart man. Roman then tells Owens that he doesn’t know his limitations because he wasn’t taught that when he was younger. Roman continues to talk smack to Owens and calls Owens’ father a fool. They continue their back and forth and Roman tells him that one day he will understand what a fool he is. Owens then calls Roman delusional and that Roman is hiding how insecure he is. Roman turns off the camera as Owens continues to go at him and Owens leaves his room when that happens.
AJ Styles vs Daniel Bryan is thrown out when Sami Zayn attacks Bryan. Sami came out to ringside to protest and Big E would eventually come down and attack him. Cesaro would join in as he was on commentary and Big E threw Zayn into the chair he was sitting in. The brawl continues into the ring and Shinsuke Nakamura comes out to even the odds. He and Cesaro look at each other but do not strike one another and the brawl continues as Smackdown goes to commercial.
Daniel Bryan, Big E & Shinsuke Nakamura vs AJ Styles, Sami Zayn & Cesaro is thrown out when the Miz and John Morrison come out and attack Big E. They continue their attack until Otis comes out and take them out as Smackdown goes to commercial.
Sheamus, Daniel Bryan, Big E, Otis & Shinsuke Nakamura def. Sami Zayn, AJ Styles, Cesaro, The Miz & John Morrison. A brawl ensues after the match and Braun Strowman makes his return to clear the ring of everybody. Braun stands tall in the ring as Smackdown comes to a close.