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WWE Raw Results:
Adam Pearce is in the ring and he welcomes Shane McMahon back and Shane makes his way out to the ring. Shane joins Pearce and they announce that Drew McIntyre will defend the WWE Championship in the Elimination Chamber. Pearce then announces that he will defend it against Randy Orton, Jeff Hardy, AJ Styles, the Miz and Sheamus. Shane then tells Pearce he is doing a good job and leaves. AJ Styles then comes out with Omos and he tells Pearce that he agrees with Shane in saying he is doing a good job. AJ tells him how good the idea is and how he is ready to be champion again. AJ then tells Pearce to leave so he can give a preview as to what he will do in the ring and then Jeff Hardy comes out for their match.
Shane McMahon is getting ready to leave when he is approached by Drew McIntyre. Drew tells him that he wanted Sheamus in a one on one match but Shane tells him why it was a good idea for Drew to defend in the Chamber.
AJ Styles def. Jeff Hardy
Keith Lee is backstage and Riddle approaches him. They talk about what Riddle has been going through with Lashley and he starts talking about the Air Bud franchise. Riddle then talks about how he plans on becoming US Champion and Lee says he has his eyes on the title too. Lee tells him he can beat him and Riddle wishes him luck in their match tonight.
Adam Pearce is walking backstage and is approached by Sheamus. Sheamus disagrees with the Chamber match and wants his shot at Drew in a regular match. Sheamus talks about being a former champion and how he will take it to everybody inside the Chamber.
The New Day def. Retribution
Damian Priest is with Bad Bunny and the two talk about how he will be in the corner of Priest tonight.
Lacey Evans and Ric Flair are in the ring for the face to face with Charlotte Flair. Ric goes off on how nobody can tell him what to do and how Lacey wants his help. Ric then talks about how Lacey will beat Asuka for the Raw Women’s Championship and Lacey talks about how she treats him with respect. She talks about how Charlotte doesn’t give him the respect he deserves and that brings out Charlotte. Charlotte tells Lacey she should train at the PC instead of with Ric and she talks about how she is protecting the legacy of the Flair family. Lacey says she is a better partner than Charlotte and then Charlotte talks about how she has been proving to people she can do it on her own. Lacey then tells Charlotte that if she beats her, she will be the next to take on Asuka. Lacey hits Charlotte with the microphone and continues to attack Charlotte before their match.
Angel Garza is seen backstage talking to the Miz and John Morrison.
Lacey Evans def. Charlotte Flair by DQ when Charlotte puts her hands on the referee. Ric is able to pull her off and Charlotte leaves.
Edge makes his way out to the ring to provide an update as to who he may pick to take on at Wrestlemania. Edge talks about how long of a week he had last week and recaps the champions he confronted. Edge then talks about who is the champion of each show and he likes his odds against everybody. He doesn’t like Drew’s odds of retaining and that is influencing his decision. The Miz then comes out with John Morrison and Angel Garza. The Miz talks up Edge and then teases that he will cash-in at Wrestlemania. Edge talks about how he was a former Money in the Bank winner and how the Miz should worry about other things before thinking about cashing in at Wrestlemania. Edge then talks about how he needs to be champion and leaves the ring.
Damian Priest def. Angel Garza
Drew McIntyre is interviewed backstage about defending the WWE Championship inside the Elimination Chamber. He is ready to defend it and talks a bit about how Sheamus is willing to throw their friendship away. He talks about his upcoming match with Randy Orton and how the odds are not in his favor at the moment. He is prepared to take on every challenger.
Bianca Belair is interviewed and she talks about how she won the Rumble. She then talks about who she may choose to face at Wrestlemania and talks about Sasha Banks and Asuka. Asuka then shows up and congratulates Bianca on winning the Rumble. She says Bianca isn’t ready for her and Bianca says she is ready for her. They agree that Lacey isn’t ready for her and she may see more of her if she retains against Lacey.
Keith Lee def. Riddle. Bobby Lashley attacks Keith Lee after the match and puts Riddle in the Hurt Lock.
A recap of the Drew McIntyre/Randy Orton feud from last year is played.
Randy Orton cuts a promo backstage on Drew McIntyre. He talks about how they have unfinished business and how much the WWE Championship means to him. Randy also talks about what he has done and how he will reclaim the WWE Championship at Elimination Chamber.
Lana def. Nia Jax in a Tables Match
Naomi def. Shayna Baszler
Randy Orton def. Drew McIntyre when he eats a Brogue Kick from Sheamus. McIntyre hits the Claymore on Sheamus after and stands tall as Raw ends.