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WWE Raw Results:
John Morrison is in the ring and he introduces the new WWE Champion, the Miz, to the ring for Miz TV. The Miz talks about winning the WWE Championship last night and how he has taken out everybody. Miz talks about how he told Drew McIntyre that he was going to cash-in on him and how he is a main event talent. He talks about being a two-time grand slam champion and how he won every title on Raw. He talks about being a hard worker and how he deserves respect but is then interrupted by Bobby Lashley and MVP. MVP congratulates the Miz and his accomplishments. MVP then reminds Miz how Lashley destroyed Drew prior to Miz cashing in and Miz says he was just about to mention that. Miz says he and Morrison have more celebrating to do and MVP reminds Miz of their arrangement. Morrison was to cost Lashley the US title, Lashley would then help Miz and Miz would give him a title shot. Miz says he will eventually give him one and how Wrestlemania season is really busy and he has no time to give Lashley a shot. Miz continues to try and talk his way out of it and Lashley threatens him if he does not give him his title shot.
Lucha House Party is backstage and Riddle walks up to them. Riddle talks some Call of Duty to them and Lince tells him he was talking about the US title. Riddle then says he will name his title “Travis” and then heads to the ring on a scooter.
Riddle def. John Morrison
A vignette for Rhea Ripley is played and it is shown that she will be coming to Raw soon.
Bad Bunny and Damian Priest are walking backstage and Bunny talks about himself and Damian Priest. Priest then notices R-Truth and tells him that he sees him. Truth hugs the referee and Priest tells him that he knows what he was doing. Truth plays it off and compliments Bunny on his music and how he appeared on SNL with the 24/7 Championship. Priest corrects Truth on Bad Bunny’s name and Truth leaves.
The Miz is backstage with Adam Pearce and he complains to him about the ultimatum issued by Lashley. Pearce asks him if he made a deal with him and Miz says that it was not in writing. Pearce then says he agrees with him but says that he should give Lashley the match. Miz says he will take on every challenger but he doesn’t want to do it tonight. Pearce tells him that time is running out for him to make a decision and leaves.
The New Day def. Retribution. Mustafa Ali gets on the mic after and yells at the members of Retribution for continuing to fail him.
Adam Pearce is in the ring and says that time is up on the Miz to answer Bobby Lashley’s ultimatum and introduces Lashley to the ring. Lashley makes his way out with MVP in tow. The Miz then comes out with John Morrison to give his decision. Pearce tells the Miz to say his decision and Miz says he needs more time. Lashley dismisses him saying he needs more time and Miz says he wants to hold the honor of the title with the many challengers he has now. MVP and Lashley continue to dismiss it and Miz continues to say he needs more time. Miz says he could use a week and then Braun Strowman comes out. Braun says he wants a title shot and then Shane McMahon comes out. Shane explains why Braun wasn’t in the Elimination Chamber and Braun says that it sucks and wants a match. Shane says that idea sucks and then Braun says he wants a match against Lashley. Shane agrees on that match and says that match will happen tonight. Shane then says that if Braun wins, a triple threat match featuring Braun, Lashley and Miz will happen next week. Lashley hits Braun with a chop block after and leaves with MVP.
The Hurt Business def. Lucha House Party
Damian Priest def. Angel Garza. Akira Tozawa, Humberto Carrillo and Drew Gulak come running out after the match to try and get the 24/7 Championship from Bad Bunny but Bunny and Priest make quick work of them.
The same Rhea Ripley vignette is played again.
Randy Orton is backstage and talks about failure. He talks about how he isn’t familiar with failure but he has been around failure of late. He talks about how he burned the Fiend and how Alexa keeps wanting to bring him back. He says he cannot focus on winning because he is distracted by Alexa Bliss. Randy then coughs up some black liquid and takes off.
Nia Jax & Shayna Baszler def. Asuka & Charlotte Flair
Sheamus def. Jeff Hardy
Charlotte Flair is backstage and she is talking with Ric Flair. She tells him that she cannot focus because of all the stuff with Lacey Evans. She talks about how she is trying to protect the Flair legacy and how she wants him to go home because she cannot perform. Ric tells her that he does not believe the baby is his and how he sees potential in Lacey. Charlotte continues to berate Ric over helping Lacey and he talks to her about how he feels like he had some part in Charlotte’s success. Ric continues to talk to her about how he feels like he played a part in her success and Charlotte says she does not see it like that. Charlotte tells him that she thinks he is trying to be his old self around her and she is thankful for what he has done but wants him to let her be her.
Naomi & Lana def. Mandy Rose & Dana Brooke
AJ Styles def. Ricochet. Omos slams Ricochet after the match when AJ tells him to do so.
The Miz and John Morrison are talking backstage about plans when Braun Strowman walks up to them. Miz and Morrison leave and Raw goes to commercial.
Bobby Lashley def. Braun Strowman. Lashley puts Strowman in the Hurt Lock after the match. The Miz tries to attack Lashley after the match but eats a spinebuster instead. Lashley then spears Miz and stands tall.