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WWE Raw Results:
Bobby Lashley and MVP make their way out to the ring to start Raw this week. MVP talks about how Lashley won the WWE Championship and Lashley then talks about how he has proven all his haters wrong by becoming champion. The Miz and John Morrison then come out and Miz talks about how he was proud to share the ring with Lashley. Miz talks about his “rivalry” with Lashley and Miz wants another shot at Lashley and the WWE Championship. Miz continues to make excuses as to why he lost to Lashley and then Drew McIntyre makes his way out to the ring. McIntyre walks right by Miz and Morrison and enters the ring. McIntyre talks about the opportunities each man had and how both found themselves out of the company years ago. Drew then starts talking about his journey to become WWE Champion and how Lashley made a deal to get his title. McIntyre questions why MVP is still around Lashley and Lashley tells him to worry about him. Miz and Morrison then get on the apron and Drew gives him two options. He says he can attack him from behind or leave because he will hurt him if he tries anything. Drew begins to talk about how he will beat Lashley at Wrestlemania and MVP holds Lashley back. Lashley then attacks McIntyre when he is distracted by the Miz. Miz and Morrison then jump McIntyre as Lashley leaves but Lashley is attacked by Sheamus. Everybody is held back as Raw goes to commercial.
Sheamus is interviewed about why he attacked Lashley. He says he did that because he wants to beat Drew at 100% so he has no excuses. He says he wants to beat Drew at Fastlane so he can prove he can be the one to beat Lashley.
Drew McIntyre def. The Miz
Braun Strowman is in the ring and he calls out Shane McMahon and Shane comes out. Shane tells him that he senses hostility from him and Braun tells him that he has heard everything Shane has said throughout his life. Shane tells Braun that he will never make fun of someone and Braun tells him he knows that nobody in his family ever truly apologizes. Braun tells him that he wants a match with him and Shane calls him “stupid” and explains why. They have a back and forth and Shane eventually agrees to the match.
Lana, Naomi, Dana Brooke and Mandy Rose are talking backstage. R-Truth then shows up dressed like Stone Cold Steve Austin and starts mimicking him. Naomi, Lana, Dana and Mandy all tell him that Stone Cold day is tomorrow and he eventually leaves.
Dana Brooke & Mandy Rose def. Lana & Naomi
The New Day are in Gorilla and Riddle approaches them. Riddle says he made his way there to wish them luck in their tag title match. Kofi says they appreciate it and compliments his scooter and Woods tells Riddle that they can all ride together as soon as Riddle retains against Mustafa Ali. Riddle proposes getting matching tattoos and all you can eat pancakes but they say it is too soon for that. Riddle then proposes getting matching scooters and they agree to that and New Day make their way out to the ring for their match.
The New Day def. The Hurt Business to win the Raw Tag Team Titles. AJ Styles and Omos come out after the match and AJ says they are there to congratulate them on the win. AJ says it is great that they won just in time for Wrestlemania and how they have no plans for Wrestlemania at the moment. Omos says they want the tag titles and AJ says it is time for Omos to show what he can do. New Day get on the mic and they accept the challenge from AJ and Omos for a tag title match at Wrestlemania.
Miz and Morrison are walking backstage and they bump into Damian Priest and Bad Bunny. Priest and Bunny make fun of the Miz falling on hard times and Miz defends himself since he is a two-time grand slam champion. They have a back and forth and Miz and Morrison leave t hem. R-Truth tries to sneak attack Bad Bunny but Priest stops him. Truth starts giving him Stone Cold Steve Austin merch and both Bad Bunny and Priest accept the merch. Bunny then decides to give Truth the 24/7 Championship and Truth is happy to have the title back.
Damian Priest def. Jaxson Ryker. Elias attacks Priest after the match and grabs his guitar so he can hit Priest with it. Bad Bunny stops Elias and Elias grabs him but Bunny is able to fight him off. Priest then recovers and hits Elias with his finisher. John Morrison then appears and Miz hits Bad Bunny with Elias’ guitar from behind. Miz runs off before Priest can retaliate and Priest checks on Bad Bunny as Raw goes to commercial.
MVP and Bobby Lashley are interviewed backstage and MVP shows his disgust with how Sheamus attacked Lashley earlier in the night. He says that Sheamus will not be 100% after Lashley is through with him tonight and that this will be a preview as to what Lashley will do to Drew McIntyre at Wrestlemania.
Shane McMahon vs Braun Strowman doesn’t happen as Shane prolongs the start by doing warmups that include pushups and playing hopscotch. Braun has enough and chases after Shane and is able to get his hands on him. Braun tries to run him over but Shane grabs a camera and hits him with it. Shane continues to beat him with it and puts him on the announce table. Shane then does a diving elbow from the top rope onto Braun and breaks the table. Shane taunts Braun and then dumps green paint/slime onto him and dares him to challenge him to another match before leaving. Braun gets up and yells as Raw goes to commercial.
Alexa Bliss is backstage in her playground and she talks about she is ready to play her favorite game. She says that Randy will have to take her out of his life if he wants her gone. She says he will have his chance on Sunday and asks if he will take it and laughs while on her swing.
Asuka def. Shayna Baszler. Shayna attacks Asuka after the match but Asuka is able to fight back and get the better of Shayna. Asuka stomps Shayna into the bottom turnbuckle and then takes off the padding. She tries to do it again but the referee stops her.
Mustafa Ali is backstage yelling at Retribution about how they lose all the time and he will show them tonight how to win in his match with Riddle. Riddle then flies by in his scooter during the middle of Ali’s lecture and Raw goes to commercial.
Riddle def. Mustafa Ali to retain the US Championship
Randy Orton is interviewed backstage about Alexa Bliss’ challenge from earlier in the night. Orton talks about the challenge and says that he accepts it.
Drew McIntyre is in the ring and he talks about how he has been watching the show and noticed some details. He talks about MVP’s guarantees that he has been making. He says people can get mad if you don’t live up to those and then talks about how he will beat Sheamus at Fastlane. Drew says he is excited to see Lashley versus Sheamus and will sit ringside to enjoy the match.
Bobby Lashley def. Sheamus. Lashley puts Sheamus in the Hurt Lock after the match and then has a stare down with McIntyre. McIntyre hits Lashley with the Claymore and has a stare down with Sheamus as Raw comes to a close.