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WWE Smackdown Results:
Daniel Bryan comes out to the ring to start Smackdown this week. Bryan talks about how close they are until Wrestlemania and how excited he is for the event. Bryan mentions how he likes the ThunderDome but there is nothing like performing in front of a live audience. Bryan talks about how many times he was said “No!” about things he can do in WWE and how he has overcome that. Bryan talks about being in the main event for Wrestlemania and how he plans on winning. He knows Roman Reigns and Edge are dangerous but they will face the best version of Bryan they have ever seen.
The Street Profits are in Gorilla to hype up the tag title match and are then attacked by Dolph Ziggler and Robert Roode. Otis and Gable join in and then the Mysterios jump in as well as Smackdown goes to commercial.
Dolph Ziggler & Robert Roode def. Otis & Chad Gable, Rey & Dominik Mysterio and the Street Profits to retain the Smackdown Tag Team Titles
Bianca Belair is interviewed backstage and she talks about her upcoming match with Sasha Banks. She talks about the different emotions she is feeling and that she isn’t scared of the moment. She talks about how hard she has worked to get here and that she is ready to win. She talks about how good she is and that night one will be the greatest night in her life.
A video is shown of Big E getting a haircut and walking around Tampa. He then talks about how he will retain against Apollo Crews at Wrestlemania.
Tamina def. Nia Jax when Shayna Baszler attacks Tamina. Natalya jumps in for the save and Shayna escapes with Nia and Reginald.
The Riott Squad are interviewed backstage and Billie Kay and Carmella are there as well. Ruby talks about how they are focused and Carmella and Billie continue to watch. Ruby says they learned from their losses and Carmella makes fun of them. Carmella says they will win the titles and how good they are. Mandy Rose and Dana Brooke and then Lana and Naomi show up and a brawl ensues backstage. Natalya and Tamina then join in and clear house.
A video is played in the style of a political commercial and it is about Cesaro. It talks about how Cesaro hasn’t lived up to the hype and how Seth Rollins is better.
Edge sits in the middle of the ring and recalls when he knew he would become a wrestler. He talks about how he makes his dreams a reality and how he did that when he became a WWE superstar. He mentions that he wasn’t able to end his career on his terms and how much is pained him. He says he didn’t come back to be a shell of himself, he came back to main event. Edge mocks Daniel Bryan for claiming this could be his last Wrestlemania and how he got his way into the match. He says he doesn’t owe anybody anything and points out the similarities between himself and Roman Reigns. He talks about how the fans were robbed of the match between himself and Roman by Daniel Bryan inserting himself into it. Edge talks about his comeback story and how that should be the story but it isn’t because of Daniel Bryan. He talks about how he will become the new Universal Champion because he dreamt it.
Adam Pearce and Sonya Deville are talking in their office and they discuss the triple threat match. Sonya says she disagreed with his decision and explains why before leaving.
Sasha Banks is interviewed about her match with Bianca Belair and she is confident she will win. She knows Bianca is good but her best is not good enough to beat her. She plans on making her tap and laughs about it.
A video is played of Sami Zayn and Logan Paul’s gym. Logan is there sparring with his brother Jake and Sami pitches that he should join in. Sami ends up outside but when he tries to come back in, the trainer says they are closed and slams the door on him. Sami then comes out to commentary to complain and then Kevin Owens comes out to attack Sami. Sami runs off and Owens chases him until Sami gets away.
Jey Uso wins the Andre the Giant Battle Royal
Roman Reigns makes his way out to the ring with Paul Heyman and gives Jey Uso props for winning the battle royal. Roman stands in the ring with Jey and Heyman as Smackdown goes to commercial.
Smackdown comes back from commercial and he talks about how he doesn’t have to sell himself. He talks about how he can lose the match at Wrestlemania without even being pinned and continues to talk about being in the main event. He talks about how he has continued to have great weeks and Bryan and Edge have not. He talks about bringing in the ratings and making the Universal Championship relevant. He mocks Bryan for saying he made him tap because he is not champion. Roman then mocks Edge talking about his comeback. Roman says that the dream is to main event with him and that he plans for something special at Wrestlemania. Roman talks about how he has made people like Jey and that he plans on retaining at Wrestlemania.