Make Monday More Fun:
Unplug the copier at work and put a sign on it that says “Now Voice Activated!”
Sit back and watch the magic unfold.
WWE Raw Results:
Bobby Lashley and MVP are shown arriving at the ThunderDome and is met with applause. Riddle then appears to challenge him to a match. Lashley dismisses him as a challenger but Riddle recalls when Lashley was open to any challengers. Lashley slams Riddle’s face into his scooter and tells him he will show him the difference between them tonight.
Bobby Lashley def. Riddle
Rhea Ripley is interviewed backstage and she talks about being confident. She says her confidence is what led her to challenge and defeat Asuka at Wrestlemania. She says she is ready to prove she can beat Asuka again tonight and leaves as Raw goes to commercial.
The Viking Raiders def. Shelton Benjamin & Cedric Alexander
Asuka is warming up backstage and talks about her rematch with Rhea Ripley. She says she is ready for it and wants her title back.
Charlotte Flair makes her way out to the ring and she says she doesn’t have a smile because she didn’t appear at Wrestlemania. She says she wasn’t on the card due to things out of her control and how things have been happening to her that she hasn’t been in control of. She talks about how Rhea Ripley took the opportunity to wrestle Asuka since she couldn’t and how everybody else jumped at the chance since she wasn’t there. Charlotte then starts listing the different women in the division and how they do not compare to her. She says she is the top of the division and that everybody should show respect to her.
Asuka vs Rhea Ripley is thrown out when Charlotte Flair comes out and attacks both women. Charlotte continues the attack and leaves standing tall.
The Miz and John Morrison are walking backstage and the Miz sees Maryse. They embrace and Morrison asks what she is doing there. Miz reminds him she is appearing on Miz TV and they leave.
Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler are backstage and they keep replaying Mandy Rose’s slip on the entrance ramp from Wrestlemania. Mandy Rose comes up and owns up to the moment. She then slaps Nia and Dana Brooke comes in to attack her. They throw her into some things and leave before she gets up.
Alexa Bliss is in her Playground and she talks about how Wrestlemania was fun. She talks about how she was rescued by the darkness and how it protected, nurtured and taught her everything she knew. She then says the darkness went away and that she didn’t need it after all. She says she realized she could do everything on her own and that maybe the darkness was in her way. Alexa then says she was using the darkness to destroy and that she unlocked something truly evil. She then introduces “Lily” as her new friend and that their fun is just getting started,
The Miz, Maryse and John Morrison make their way out the ring for Miz TV. All three are sitting in the ring for Miz TV after the commercial break and Miz says why Maryse is out there with them. They say she is there to promote Miz and Mrs and Morrison pitches a spinoff. They then talk about a commercial they will be in and Miz says Bad Bunny did well because of him. Damian Priest then comes out and takes issue with Miz taking credit for Bad Bunny’s performance. Priest reminds Miz that he said Bad Bunny didn’t belong and that everybody is talking about Miz losing. Miz then says Priest was nowhere in the highlights and challenges him to a match. Morrison then says he was about to do that and they argue over who will take him on. Maryse then reminds them they can both take him on and Priest accepts a handicap match.
The Miz & John Morrison def. Damian Priest
Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler are interviewed backstage about the attack from Mandy Rose and Dana Brooke from earlier in the night. Nia says that replay wasn’t necessary and calls the attack “cowardly” as well. She says nobody will be talking about Mandy and Dana after the beating they give them in their match.
Nia Jax & Shayna Baszler def. Mandy Rose & Dana Brooke by count out when they leave the match.
MVP is in the ring and he talks about how Bobby Lashley retained the WWE Championship at Wrestlemania. He says Lashley will not be bothered to come out to celebrate tonight and recalls how Lashley beat Drew McIntyre. He does give Drew props but says it was not enough to beat Lashley. MVP questions how McIntyre feels tonight and that nobody can handle the Hurt Lock. McIntyre then makes his way out to the entrance ramp. McIntyre questions MVP telling him how he feels and how he knew his match with Lashley would come down to a few things. McIntyre says he made a mistake and that it was why he lost. He says he wants MVP to continue to grow Lashley’s ego because he wants his head as big as possible so his victory against him will be sweeter when it happens. Braun Strowman then comes out and says that Drew needs to be in the back of the line because he lost and he beat Shane McMahon. Randy Orton then comes out and says that he is done with the Fiend and Alexa Bliss and is ready to move onto what he does best and that is being champion again. Adam Pearce then comes out and says the three will face off in a triple threat and the winner gets Lashley at Wrestlemania Backlash.
Drew McIntyre is walking backstage and bumps into Braun Strowman. Strowman reminds Drew of what he did to Shane and Drew says he knows what he saw. He says this triple threat isn’t like the cage match and it will end differently. Braun tells him that he will be the one to get the match with Lashley even though Drew really wants it.
Elias is in the ring with Jaxson Ryker and he says Shane McMahon deserves respect for his match with Braun Strowman. He dedicates his song to Shane and tries to play the guitar but keeps hearing something else when he tries to play. It is Xavier Woods playing Francesca and they came out to the ring. Kofi makes fun of Elias’ song for Shane and how they are a disgrace to the tag division. Woods talks about that they wouldn’t show their face if they got beat down by one man like they did. Elias tries to say that the same thing happened to New Day but they dismiss that and say they will show them what a real tag team looks like.
The New Day def. Elias & Jaxson Ryker
Randy Orton is backstage and he talks about how he has been distracted by Alexa Bliss and the Fiend for the last six months. He says he can now focus on the WWE Champinship and he has to get by Drew McIntyre and Braun Strowman tonight and he will because of the RKO.
The Firefly Fun House is played and Bray Wyatt is back. He says he is happy to be there and is happy to be with his true friends. Rambling Rabbit goes up to Bray and Bray grabs him and snaps his neck. He says they will always have each other and that he feels great. He says this could be the start of something new and he feels reborn. He says the Fun House will be strong and waves goodbye.
Drew McIntyre def. Braun Strowman & Randy Orton to earn a WWE Championship match against Bobby Lashley at Wrestlemania Backlash. MVP comes out to the stage and then McIntyre is attacked from behind by Mace and T-Bar.