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WWE Smackdown Results:
Bianca Belair makes her way out to the ring to start Smackdown this week. She says it is her pleasure to welcome everybody to Smackdown this week. She continues to talk but is interrupted by Dolph Ziggler and Robert Roode. They talk about being the best but are then interrupted by the Street Profits. They take issue with Ziggler and Roode interrupting Bianca but they are then interrupted by Bayley. Bayley comes into the ring and takes the microphone from Bianca and starts laughing and is slapped by Bianca. Bayley then fights back and a brawl ensues with all the members in the ring as Smackdown goes to commercial.
Bianca Belair & The Street Profits def. Bayley, Dolph Ziggler & Robert Roode
Daniel Bryan is interviewed backstage about his match with Roman Reigns. He is confident that he will beat Roman tonight and that he will not give Roman a rematch when he wins. He plans on giving Cesaro the first title match when he wins and leaves.
Seth Rollins cuts a promo backstage about the Bryan/Roman match and gives his prediction for it. He makes a challenge to Cesaro for a match next week.
Nia Jax, Shayna Baszler and Reginald are walking backstage and talk about their match tonight. They say there is a difference between singles and tag teams but are jumped by Natalya and Tamina.
Tamina & Natalya def. Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler
Booker T is shown in a video and he makes his prediction for the Bryan/Reigns match.
Shinsuke Nakamura is backstage and he gives his prediction for the Bryan/Reigns match.
Rey and Dominik Mysterio are interviewed backstage and they talk about being a team and the possibility of becoming tag champions.
Another Aleister Black video is played and he tells another story from his book. He talks about dreams and the truth about them.
Big E is interviewed in Gorilla about his rematch with Apollo Crews. He talks about what he has been hearing about what he will do in the rematch. He says he plans on getting the title back tonight.
A video of Xavier Woods and Kofi Kingston is played and they each give their prediction for the Bryan/Reigns match.
Big E def. Apollo Crews by DQ when Commander Azeez pulls Big E out of the ring and attacks him. Kevin Owens comes out to help and they get the numbers but Azeez is able to fight them off. Sami Zayn comes out to join the attack and they clear the ring.
A video of the Miz is played and he gives his prediction for the Bryan/Reigns match.
Cesaro is backstage and he accepts the challenge from Seth Rollins. He then gives his prediction for Bryan/Reigns.
Paul Heyman is interviewed backstage and he talks about being sick of Daniel Bryan. He talks about what Bryan has done in his career so far. He talks about how people think Bryan will win but he will not beat Roman tonight.
King Corbin is shown backstage and he gives his prediction for the Bryan/Reigns match.
Roman Reigns def. Daniel Bryan to retain the Universal Championship. As a result, Bryan is now banned from Smackdown. Roman grabs two chairs after the match and places Bryan’s head on one to set up the conchairto but Cesaro comes out for the save. Cesaro continues his attack on Reigns but is then jumped by Jey Uso. Jey ties up Cesaro in the ropes and Roman hits Bryan with the conchairto as Cesaro is made to watch by Jey. Roman stares down Cesaro as Jey holds him as Smackdown comes to a close.