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WWE Smackdown Results:
The champions of Smackdown are on the entrance ramp and Sonya Deville is in the ring to announce that WWE will be going back on the road in July. Sonya then starts a parade of champions and Apollo Crews gets on the mic to voice his displeasure over being in a fatal 4-way match but plans on retaining. Heyman then comes out and says he will not be coming out because he is better than all the other champions and will come out later when he wants to. Bayley then comes out and takes issue with not being recognized with the champions because of what she did in the ThunderDome era. She then runs down the champions, except Apollo, and talks about how she deserves to be champion over Bianca Belair for how she has won her matches. Bianca then charges the ring and tells Bayley to take it if she wants to. Bianca is then jumped by Shayna Baszler, Nia Jax and Bayley. Natalya and Tamina come to make the save but are beaten down.
Shayna Baszler, Nia Jax & Bayley def. Natalya, Tamina & Bianca Belair
Big E is interviewed backstage and he talks about the upcoming fatal 4-way match for the Intercontinental Championship. He talks about how they are all legitimate contenders and how he plans on winning the title.
An Aleister Black vignette is played and he tells another tale from his book.
King Corbin is in the ring and he talks about how Shinsuke Nakamura stole his crown. He says he is a real king because he is rich and Nakamura is a fake one. He is interrupted by Rick Boogs and Nakamura makes his way out for his match with Corbin.
Shinsuke Nakamura def. King Corbin
Sonya Deville is in her office and Jimmy Uso walks in. He says he wants to tag back with his brother Jey and that he wants the Street Profits. Sonya says that Jey needs to be on board and Jimmy reassures her of that. She says the match can happen next week and Jimmy leaves.
Roman Reigns comes out to the ring with Paul Heyman and Jey Uso as Smackdown goes to commercial.
Kevin Owens is backstage and he talks about how he has won championships in WWE. He then talks about the upcoming fatal 4-way and what he will do to win the Intercontinental Championship.
Roman Reigns gets on the mic and talks about how he is humble and how he teaches his sons that. He doesn’t like to brag and says that his special counsel will have the honor of celebrating him. Heyman takes the mic and starts celebrating Roman and what he has done since returning. Heyman then asks what he can do for him and wants Jimmy Uso but Cesaro comes out instead. Cesaro talks about how he was looking for Seth Rollins but then heard Heyman and needed to come out. He challenges Roman for a match at Hell in a Cell but is attacked by Seth Rollins from behind. Seth is held back by referees and officials but he sneaks back to hit Cesaro with a pair of stomps.
Seth Rollins is asked backstage why he attacked Cesaro and says he doesn’t know why. He then sees Cesaro on a stretcher and yells at him for making him do things like that.
Dominik Mysterio def. Robert Roode
Jey Uso is walking backstage and Jimmy Uso approaches him to tell him they have a match with the Street Profits next week. Jey questions Jimmy making the match without him and Jimmy tells him he doesn’t need Roman. Jey says he has to run this by Roman and leaves.
Roman Reigns is in his room with Paul Heyman and Jey explains how Jimmy made a match with the Street Profits without him. Roman then explains that they are the “we” and says some things into Jey’s ear.
The Street Profits are backstage and they talk about the match with the Usos. They then talk about the Usos and what they will do in their match.
Sami Zayn is interviewed in Gorilla and takes issue with being called a former champion. He says this is a part of the conspiracy to take away his focus but plans on winning the Intercontinental Championship.
Apollo Crews def. Big E, Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens to retain the Intercontinental Championship. Aleister Black made his return and hit Big E with Black Mass which allowed Apollo to pin him and retain.