Two of the greatest mysteries of the universe:
1) Why are we here?
2) How come Chinese restaurants don’t serve breakfast?
WWE NXT Results:
Io Shirai & Zoey Stark def. Dakota Kai & Raquel Gonzalez and Shotzi Blackheart & Ember Moon to earn a tag title shot next week at the Great American Bash
Karrion Kross and Scarlett arrive to the CWC but Kross is jumped by Johnny Gargano. Security comes to break it up as NXT goes to commercial.
A video package for a new Breakout Tournament is played. Bronson Reed is then interviewed and he talks about his journey from the first Breakout Tournament to now. Hit Row then show up and taunt Bronson into defending the title against Swerve.
Karrion Kross and Scarlett come to the ring and he talks about Johnny Gargano and wants him to come to the ring. Gargano then comes out and talks about how Kross is in his world and that he has actual talent. He says he is smarter than Kross and Austin Theory attacks Kross from behind. Theory and Gargano then gang up to attack Kross but Kross is able to fight them off. Security then comes to stop the fight and Kross has a brief stare down with Samoa Joe.
A battery charging vignette is played showing the battery level at 61%.
Johnny Gargano and Austin Theory are shown leaving the CWC after their fight with Karrion Kross.
Roderick Strong def. Asher Hale. Malcolm Bivens gets on the mic after and says that this is only the beginning for Diamond Mine.
Cameron Grimes def. Ari Sterling. LA Knight comes out after the match and talks smack to Grimes. Grimes then gets on the mic and says he can take the Million Dollar Championship from him. Knight then teases defending the title but then says Grimes doesn’t deserve it. Knight then pitches that he will put the title on the line if Grimes becomes his butler if he loses. Grimes accepts the match without hesitation.
Zoey Stark and Io Shirai are interviewed but are interrupted by Indi Hartwell and Candice LeRae. They mock them for not being a real team but Zoey says they respect each other and that is all they need. Candice then warns Zoey about Io turning on her and Io reminds Candice she has never beaten her.
Kyle O’Reilly comes out to the ring and he talks about his rematch with Adam Cole. He recalls his previous match with Cole and how he came out on top. O’Reilly then calls out Cole to give another excuse as to why he lost to him the first time. Adam Cole then comes out but Samoa Joe comes out as well with security. Joe then gets on the mic and says he is out there to make sure the chaos from last week does not happen again. Cole then talks and tells Kyle he wishes he could be as great as he is. Cole says O’Reilly is obsessed with him and Kyle is shocked by it and says Cole is the one that is obsessed. Cole then says that Kyle would be nothing without him and recalls their time in the Undisputed Era. Cole then brings up Kyle’s wife and the two get in each other’s face. Joe tells them not to get into it but Kyle puts him in a heel hook. Joe takes his time is calling for security to breaks things up.
Tian Sha cut a promo on their opponents for tonight, Mercedes Martinez and Jake Atlas.
A second battery charging vignette is played and it shows the battery life at 71%.
Hit Row are backstage and they are hyping up Isaiah “Swerve” Scott for his match with Bronson Reed.
Tian Sha def. Mercedes Martinez & Jake Atlas
Timothy Thatcher and Tommaso Ciampa come out for their face-to-face with MSK with chairs in hand and MSK then come out with chairs as well. Each team sit down and Ciampa says they make sitting in chairs look good unlike MSK. Ciampa tells MSK that the champs are underdogs and how Thatcher and himself are hungry for gold. MSK then try to talk but are cut off by Thatcher. MSK then stand up and give them respect but have no plans on losing the titles. MSK tell them they will find out why they are the tag team champions and a fight starts but Ciampa holds back Thatcher. Ciampa then tells them to bring everything they have next week.
William Regal is interviewed backstage and he talks about the matches for the Great American Bash. Sarray then enters his office and wants a match with Toni Storm.
A third battery charge vignette is played and it is at 81%.
Karrion Kross is shown leaving with Scarlett but he is jumped by Austin Theory and Johnny Gargano. Gargano taunts at the camera but is then choked out by Kross as he recovered. Kross then hits Theory with a strike into the screen door of the CWC. Kross and Scarlett then get into his car and tease running over Johnny but Samoa Joe has Gargano in hand.
Isaiah “Swerve” Scott def. Bronson Reed to win the NXT North American Championship