WWE Raw – Nope, Not Football

Daily Dre:

I’ve made some terrible life choices over the years.

Just kidding. I’m married and not allowed to make decisions.


WWE Raw Results:

Bobby Lashley and MVP make their way out to the ring to start Raw. MVP talks about Goldberg’s challenge to Lashley and how Lashley has yet to give a response to it. MVP says he is trying to spare Goldberg and Goldberg makes his way out to the ring. Goldberg tells Lashley he is scared of him and how he is an athlete. Goldberg continues to talk to Lashley about him being scared of him and how he will take the title from him. MVP then starts talking trash to Goldberg’s son and Goldberg hits MVP with a spear.

Drew McIntyre def. Veer & Shanky by DQ when Jinder Mahal attacks McIntyre with a chair.

Nia Jax is backstage with Shayna Baszler and says that everybody should watch what she does to Rhea Ripley.

Drew McIntyre is backstage and he talks about wielding his sword at Jinder, Veer and Shanky. He says Jinder has his choice of what he will do to him and Jinder knows what he can do because of how long they have known each other.

Rhea Ripley def. Nia Jax

Mace & T-Bar def. Mansoor & Mustafa Ali

Charlotte Flair comes out to the ring and talks about how Nikki A.S.H. cashed in on her. She then talks about how she has been cashed in on the most and what she plans on doing to Nikki in their match tonight. Nikki then appears from behind and hits Charlotte with a chair and stands tall as Charlotte retreats.

Eva Marie and DouDrop are in Gorilla and Eva talks about what she has done for DouDrop. Eva then talks about what she will do tonight in her match.

Tamina def. DouDrop

Damian Priest is walking backstage and Riddle bumps into him. Riddle then talks about how he has a new stallion and a story about his goldfish. Priest asks him about his match with Omos and Riddle says he is ready for him. Priest is asked by Riddle about celebrating instead of being on Miz TV and Priest says he did plenty already and explain why he will be on Miz TV.

The Miz and John Morrison are in the ring for Miz TV and they introduce Damian Priest as their guest. Miz and Morrison talk smack to Priest about what he has done of late about taking advantage of injuries and Priest shrugs it off. Priest then talks smack to Miz and gets in his face. Morrison then defends himself and Miz and gets in the face of Priest. They continue to have a back and forth and Priest issues a challenge to Morrison and he accepts.

Damian Priest def. John Morrison

Damian Priest & Ricochet def. John Morrison & Sheamus

Bobby Lashley is interviewed backstage and he says he plans on taking it to Goldberg at Summerslam.

Omos def. Riddle

Alexa Bliss is with Lilly in Alexa’s Playground and she talks about how DouDrop lost. DouDrop then attacks Bliss from behind and Eva Marie brags about it. Lilly then gets up on her own after DouDrop and Eva leave.

Keith Lee def. Karrion Kross

Rhea Ripley is interviewed backstage and she talks about the match between Charlotte Flair and Nikki A.S.H. She talks about how she hopes Nikki wins and how she plans on winning the title at Summerslam.

Reggie def. Akira Tozawa to retain the 24/7 Championship

Nikki A.S.H. def. Charlotte Flair in a No Holds Barred match