Roses are red, Violets are blue, Vodka costs less than a dinner for two.
Santana & Ortiz defeat FTR w/ Tully ringside.
Garcia & 2.0 talk smack backstage about Punk.
Punk to the ring through massive pop. Punk talks up his love for the fans but and Garcia and 2.0 come out and attack Punk. Allin & Sting out to help Punk. the three take them out with their big moves and we get to see GTS! Then Punk and Allin stare each other down. Sting talks up Punk in a massive way, stating he always wished their paths would cross paths.
Backstage, earlier in the day, Tony sits with MJF who rails on Jericho, of course. MJF did what he does best, talk. Tony twiddled his thumbs, checked his watch, and looked both annoyed and bored.
Matt Hardy attacks Orange Cassidy as he gets into the ring. Ref sends Hardy to the back.
Orange Cassidy defeats Jack Evans After the match Evans argues with the ref over the end. Hardy back to the ring attacking OC. Best Friends out for the save. HFO out and clear the ring of all but OC. Jungle Boy, Marko Stunt, and Luchasaurus to the ring to flush out HFO.
Miro talks smack backstage, but it was all pops and whistles. They need to get his wife on as his mouthpiece.
Mox talks up his upcoming PPV match.
JR in the ring for his first in-ring interview in AEW with someone he’s known for decades, Chris Jericho. He talks up starting in Chicago, scouted by JR. Jericho calls MJF a piece of $h!t. Jericho gave a very perfectly Jericho promo on MJF.
Darby Allin video talking up Punk ahead of their match. Punk said if he was 15, Allin would be his favorite wrestler, well, when Allin was 15, Punk was his favorite wrestler.
Brian Cage attacks Will Hobbes from behind as he heads to the ring. Hobbs defeats Cage after Cage takes a belt to the head outside from Ricky Starks.
QT Marshall & The Factory in the ring. He alls out Paul Wight. They all rush him and he takes them all out. Eric Solo gets swatted out of the air as he flies off the corner. Gunn Club out to stand with Wight as QT and Factory are leaving when Billy Gunn nails Wight with a chair from behind to his hip. Wight starts getting to his feet when Billy hits him in the head (blocked) before leaving the ring. QT and Factory back in. They hold him up so QT can hit the diamond cutter and stand over the giant.
Britt Baker talks up her match coming up, and that Reba & Jamie will be in the match too. Also, Reba and Jamie will face Kris Statlander on Friday night.
Tay Conti defeats Penelope Ford with Bunny ringside. After the match they attack Tay, but Anna Jay makes her return to stand by her side.
Backstage Thunder Rosa talking, but in walks Jade Cargill and Vickie with Nyla Rose. Thunder Rosa takes the fight to them.
Young Bucks & Gallows & Anderson defeat Lucha Brothers & Jungle Express
Kenny Omega to the ring, so The Elite clear the ring of the faces as Omega directs it all. Luchasaurus through a table, then Omega on Jungle Boy. Christian Cage (CC) in to try to protect Jungle Boy and he’s taken out through numbers and kendo sticks. Omega on mic directing everything as the cage comes down around them. More and more people come out to help Lucha Bros and CC in the ring with The Elite, but they keep getting sprayed in the eyes while climbing. They then go all 0ut on the three faces in the ring, but especially CC.