SCIENCE FACT: We squint at the sun because it’s bright. We squint at people because they’re not.
SmackDown opens with Becky Lynch coming down to the ring. She goes on to rip into Bianca Belair over last week. Belair finally comes down and cuts off Becky. The situation devolves into a physical altercation before Bianca leaves up the ramp.
King Nakamura (c) vs Apollo Crews for Intercontinental Championship: Nakamura picks up the win after an incredible match
Liv Morgan vs Zelina Vega: Vega picks up the win thanks to Carmella distracting Liv Morgan
Happy Talk with Happy Corbin is next. Kevin Owens comes down the ramp to interfere, but is blindsided by Riddick Moss. This leads to a 2-on-1 assault on Owens and being driven spine first into the steps.
Nikki A.S.H. vs Natalya: Nikki rolls up and gets the win over Natalya. After the match, Shotzi & Nox come out in a tank and literally fire a shot at Nikki & Rhea.
Naomi comes out to the ring as we go to commercial, even though she’s not officially scheduled for a match. She demands a match be made, but Sonya Deville refuses to make one and instead has Naomi escorted from the ring.
Montez Ford vs Roman Reigns: Ford puts up an amazing fight against Roman, but just couldn’t finish as he is forced to pass out to the Guillotine. After, Heyman instructs Roman to get extreme and brings down The Uso’s. Ford is then attacked with a chair and put through a table. Lights then go out and “The Demon” appears on the ring launching into The Bloodline. He then unloads with a chair and kendo sticks.