WWE NXT – We May Suck, But We’re Colorful!

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If a wrestling show is on TV and no one watches, did it really happen?


Dexter Lumis vs Tony D’Angelo: D’Angelo steals the win after a thumb to the eye. After the match, Lumis is attacked and has his wrist crushed by Carmelo Hayes and Trick Williams. Gargano comes out after and saves Lumis from further damage. Gargano then calls out Hayes, but is instead responded to by Pete Dunne.

Diamond Mine vs Jacket Time & Odyssey Jones: Jacket Time & Odyssey Jones pick up the victory after Jones pins Strong.

Andre Chase vs Xyon Quinn: Quinn gets the victory.

Cameron Grimes vs Duke Hudson in a Poker Showdown: Grimes wins after Hudson folds despite having the better hand. After, Hudson goes after Grimes and cuts his hair and beard.

Briggs & Jensen vs Von Wagner & Kyle O’Reilly: Wagner picks up the pinfall for their team to secure the victory.

Persia Pirotta vs Gabby Stephens & Jenna Levy: Pirotta takes out both women on her own in a squash match.

Raquel Gonzalez vs Dakota Kai: Gonzalez wins via DQ after Toxic Attraction interferes and attacks her in the ring.