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Wrestling Is Fake
Most of you know me as the guy who knows facts about the WWE during WrestleRoyalty’s WWE discussion chat. Some of you may know that I have written a few poems or nursery rhymes for […]
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Wrestlemania Recap Rhyme
Wrestlemania I Vince McMahon tries an event at Madison Square Garden, that’s very bold. Cyndi Lauper manages Wendi Richter to the Women’s Championship gold. Iron Sheik and Nikolai Volkoff became Tag Team Champions of the […]
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David Jr’s Ranking of Bret Hart’s WrestleMania Matches
Bret “the Hitman” Hart has been called the Excellence of Execution. He is the self-proclaimed best there is, best there was, and the best there ever will be. In 2006, Bret Hart was inducted into […]
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Smackdown Live! (3/5/19)
The Ism…by Dre #9 Wal-Mart Assistant Manager: You can use the Self-Checkout if you want. Me: No thanks, I don’t work here. Please enjoy “Smackdown Live!” Smackdown Results: The New Daniel Bryan and Rowan are […]
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The Ultimate Royal Rumble
…by David, Jr. On January 24, 1988, the first Royal Rumble show took place. 20 men competed on that night. The next year it was changed to 30 men. Every year after would have 30 […]
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The Raw Before Christmas
THE RAW BEFORE CHRISTMAS (Parody of A Visit from St. Nicholas by Clement Clarke Moore) ‘Twas the Raw before Christmas, and down in the ring. Stood every Superstar, even Sunil Singh; All of them […]
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If CFO$ Was More Like Alan Thicke
What if WWE Theme Songs were more like 80’s TV Theme Songs. Here are 3 of them one for the newly named B-Team, one for Breezango and one for the New Day. They aren’t based […]
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An Ode to WrestleMania
Wrestlemania is the event, you remember as a WWE fan. It doesn’t matter if you’re girl, boy, woman or man. We now prepare for one more. It’s time for Wrestlemania 34. The Road to Wrestlemania […]
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Ode to a Vince Obsession in F-minor
To the tune of “Let it Go” from the 2013 Disney movie, “Frozen”. Original music and lyrics by Kristen Anderson-Lopez and Robert Lopez The Big Dog stands inside the ring tonight, He’s related to the […]