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Roman Reigns the Tribal Chief (Parody of Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer, lyrics by Johnny Marks) There’s Afa, Sika, Yokozuna and Rikishi Umaga, Rosey, Usos: Jey and Jimmy But who is able To be called […]
Wrestle Royalty (Parody of Frosty the Snowman, Lyrics by Walter Rollins and Steve Nelson) Wrestle Royalty, they are not run by a king, The site belongs to Kendra, she’s the queen. Logo is a […]
NXT! NXT! NXT! (Parody of Let it Snow! Let it Snow! Let it Snow! Lyrics by Sammy Cahn) It’s Wednesday Night, so a Prince is near The Undisputed Era is here. Cole, Strong, Fish […]
Playing Uno with DaParty (Parody of Santa Claus is Coming to Town, lyrics by J. Fred Coots and Haven Gillespie) We want Austin Creed And Mr. OP Chugs is who we need And Prince […]
Thunderdome (Parody of Jingle Bells, lyrics by James Lord Pierpoint) From March to July Raw and Smackdown had no crowd McMahon would have liked to try Fans were not allowed The fans must be […]
The Claymore (Parody of White Christmas, lyrics by Irving Berlin) Drew McIntyre hits the Claymore. It means victory is a lock Won the Royal Rumble Made Lesnar humble. At Mania, he beat Brock. […]
Most of you know me as the guy who knows facts about the WWE during WrestleRoyalty’s WWE discussion chat. Some of you may know that I have written a few poems or nursery rhymes for […]
Wrestlemania I Vince McMahon tries an event at Madison Square Garden, that’s very bold. Cyndi Lauper manages Wendi Richter to the Women’s Championship gold. Iron Sheik and Nikolai Volkoff became Tag Team Champions of the […]
Bret “the Hitman” Hart has been called the Excellence of Execution. He is the self-proclaimed best there is, best there was, and the best there ever will be. In 2006, Bret Hart was inducted into […]
…by David, Jr. On January 24, 1988, the first Royal Rumble show took place. 20 men competed on that night. The next year it was changed to 30 men. Every year after would have 30 […]
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